Tip jar

Buy Juan
a Cerveza

No merch table. No Patreon. Just a 5’1” Marine who made you laugh and would like a beer about it. Pick an amount, pick an app, done before the next comic is up.

The menu

  • $5One cerveza

    The standard. He raises it in your general direction from the stage.

  • $20A round

    The green room drinks on you. Your name gets said out loud, probably wrong.

  • $50Open bar

    He tells the hawk story at your table. Uncut. Cholesterol and all.

  • $?Your call

    Gas to Fredericksburg. Bingo balls. Court fees. It all goes somewhere funny.

From the crowd

Scan. Tip. Sit back down.

Point your camera at the square and this page opens. Works from the back row, the bar, and the parking lot after.

sanchovillacomedy.com/cerveza

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